Oopsie! Mr. Woods got a permanent wood!

Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004.He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.Novartis's Boost Plus website described the drink as "a great-tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume", in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
Mr Woods, 29, had a penile implant to move blood from one area to another, acccording to the Associated Press.